Hosanna Cyberline - September 15.2006

Good afternoon/evening, Here are the links to the most recent newsletters information sources so you can stay in touch with what's going on at Hosanna:

"This Week at Hosanna" for September 17: http://www.welcometohosanna.com/weekly_news.pdf

September Hotline: http://www.welcometohosanna.com/monthly_news.pdf The deadline for submissions for the October issue is Today, September 15. Please email editorials and announcements to: Dale Bargmann. September

Assisting Minister schedule: http://www.welcometohosanna.com/layministry.pdf

This Sunday, after 11 AM worship... Church Council meeting. The agenda is posted on the calendar on our website. Here is the link: http://mychurchevents.com/calendar/calendar.aspx?cei=193015944&event_date=9/17/2006&ci=G1H2F0I3G1F0N8N8H2&igd=

This coming Sunday, September 17, IHN Week at Hosanna begins. Help is still needed with driving and other duties. Check the back of the green "Welcome" inserts in This Week at Hosanna. Hosanna

Yard clean up is Saturday, September 23 from 8 AM to 12 PM.

Coming September 24... Mentoring Sunday, an emphasis on children assuming roles in worship.

Another reminder of the Annual Hosanna-Kinsmen Golf Classic scheduled for 8 AM, Saturday, October 14 at Bear Creek Golf Course. This is your invitation to play in the Master’s and it is open to all men, women and High School-age young adults. Cost is $46 per player, payable by Sunday, October 8. Make checks payable to “Men of Hosanna.” A box lunch is included. Compete for trophies and longest drives and closest to pin awards. Form your own groups and signup in the Narthex. Contact Bob @ 281-440-5432.

Seniors' Group (50 and over) heads to Danevang this coming Tuesday, September 19. There's still time to sign up. Learn more about the Danish culture in the Danish capital of Texas. Tour the Lutheran church, the meeting house, cemetery, museum and pioneer house. There will be story tellers, a sing-along, a Danish dinner and, of course, plenty of coffee. Cost: $20 per person. Contact Dorothy Petersen for info.

Coming in October: A month-long emphasis on Martin Luther. We will study his life and teachings. The adult education hour on Sunday mornings will see a PowerPoint presentation on Luther's life, including his posting the 95 Theses, his exile at the Wartburg, his debates with secular and church leaders, his married life with his beloved Katie and their 6 children, his Bible translation, his writings... just about everything, including visits to the Wartburg castle and the cities of Wittenberg, Eisleben, Worms, Erfurt, Eisenach, etc.

Coming in November... the annual Veterans Day service at Hosanna, November 12 @ 2 PM. We will remember those who served and those who continue to serve.

A little humor: An Ode to Jello (a Lutheran standby) If I could eat Jell-O all day long, I’d be a happy guy. Living on Jell-O can't be wrong, And without it I would cry. I’d like to eat Jell-O throughout the day, Over studying and straining my neck. I’d like to get Jell-O as my pay, Instead of a boring paycheck. Jell-O has many forms-I love them all Especially when topped with cool-whip. It can be made right at home or bought at the mall, And there’s a recipe for jalepeno Jell-O chip dip. I could eat Jell-O throughout the night, I think Jell-O was in Mom’s womb. A world with no Jell-O... there’s a fright. That would bring imminent doom. They say Vitamins are what you need, If you don’t want to die. Since Jell-O has few, I’m in trouble indeed, And I wanted to say good-bye. As I lay here, on my death bed, I am a happy dude. "Why?" you ask-"are you screwed in the head?" Nope, Jell-O is hospital food. Until next week. Dale Bargmann, Hosanna Communications