Hosanna Cyberline - December 22, 2006

Merry Christmas to everyone.

The January Hotline will be mailed next week. It includes information on Ask, Thank, Tell, the 2006 Stewardship campaign, Mission of the Month, the annual buffalo wings sale to benefit the CREW mission trip and the bilingual Epiphany worship service planned for January 6.

Reminder about the worship services on Christmas Eve:

9:30 AM - One morning service only... contemporary worship with Faith Journey. No Sunday School or Bible Study.

4:30 PM - Service of Holy Communion with Candlelight, with special emphasis on children.

7 PM - Festival Candlelight Service with Holy Communion

9:30 PM - Christmas Eve Contemporary worship with Holy Communion

No worship service on Christmas Day and no 10 AM Bible Study Wednesday, December 27.

Note that soon you will be able to make contributions on-line through our web site. Details will be published in upcoming Cyberlines, also the newsletters.

Another shot of Christmas humor:

Just before Christmas, an honest politician, a generous lawyer and SantaClaus were riding in the elevator of a very posh hotel. Just before thedoors opened they all noticed a $20 bill lying on the floor. Which onepicked it up?

Answer: Santa of course, because the other two don't exist!

Question: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Answer: Frostbite.

What is Santa's favorite breakfast cereal?

Answer: Frosted Flakes.

How does Santa Claus take pictures?

Answer: With a North Pole-aroid camera.

What is red and white and goes up and down and up and down?

Answer: Santa Claus stuck in an elevator.


Where do Santa's reindeer stop for coffee?

Answer: Starbucks, of course!

The most blessed and joy-filled Christmas to everyone in the Hosannafamily. I thank God for all of you. Thanks for your caring attitude, the waives in the parking lot, the hugs (always appreciated) and the smiles.

God bless until next week,
Dale Bargmann, Hosanna Parish Communications, also for my wife Georgia and step-son Garrett