Saturday, September 30, 2006

Hosanna Cyberline-September 30, 2006

Greetings again,

First, the links to the most recent newsletters and other information sources so you can stay in touch with what's going on at Hosanna:

"This Week at Hosanna" for Sunday, October 1: http://www.welcometohosanna.com/weekly_news.pdf

October Hotline: http://www.welcometohosanna.com/monthly_news.pdf

It's not too early to submit articles for the November issue. Please email editorials and announcements to: Dale Bargmann.

October Assisting Minister schedule: http://www.welcometohosanna.com/layministry.pdf

Now for the updates:

First, This message is going out a day later than usual, as Georgia, Garrett and I spent the last couple days in Minneapolis/St. Paul with my son Jim, who's birthday is today, September 30. Amongst other things we went to an apple orchard. Don't ever eat a "Honeycrisp" apple! It will ruin your taste for Red Delicious and other common store varieties. The Honeycrisp doesn't ship well so we may never see it here in Houston. But they are so sweet and crisp, just like the name implies.

There's lots going on tomorrow (Sunday, October 1):

1. @ 9:30... Opening session of a month-long series on Martin Luther. We will study his life and teachings, including his posting the 95 Theses, his exile at the Wartburg, his debates with secular and church leaders, his married life with his beloved Katie and their 6 children, his Bible translation, his writings... just about everything, including visits to the Wartburg castle and the cities of Wittenberg, Eisleben, Worms, Erfurt, Eisenach, etc.

2. Blood Drive during worship service times

3. Coffee Sunday. See Heda Christ and purchase your gourmet coffee.

4. CREW parents are asked to attend tomorrow night's meeting.

5. Next to last day to order copies of the new Lutheran Worship hymnal for $17.50. The price goes up to $20 on Tuesday. The first two printings are sold out. A third has been scheduled.

Youth related items:

Confirmation Banquet is Sunday, October 15 @ 6 PM

Confirmation is Sunday, October 22 at 11 AM Worship

Another reminder of the Annual Hosanna-Kinsmen Golf Classic scheduled for 8 AM, Saturday, October 14 at Bear Creek Golf Course. It is open to all men, women and High School-age young adults. Cost is $46 per player, payable by Sunday, October 8. Make checks out to Men of Hosanna. A box lunch is included. Compete for trophies and longest drives and closest to pin awards. Form your own groups and sign up in the Narthex. Contact Bob @281-440-5432.

Mission and Ministry Fair is next Sunday, October 8. Check out all the opportunities for service at Hosanna and find your passion!

Annual trip to Wursfest in New Braufels is Saturday, November 4 - Sign up at the table in the narthex or on the back of the green "Welcome" bulletin insert.

1st annual CREW Garage Sale is Saturday, October 21. Athena Friday-Black is in charge of this event. All money raised will buy gifts for the children and families on the cancer floor at Texas Children's Hospital. This is a cause very close to Hosanna's heart. Please support us by making donations. Call Athena @ 281-355-0036.

1st annual CREW Garage Sale is Saturday, October 21. Athena Friday-Black is in charge of this event. All money raised will buy gifts for the children and families on the cancer floor at Texas Children's Hospital. This is a cause very close to Hosanna's heart. Please support us by making donations. Call Athena @ 281-355-0036.

1st annual CREW Garage Sale is Saturday, October 21. Athena Friday-Black is in charge of this event. All money raised will buy gifts for the children and families on the cancer floor at Texas Children's Hospital. This is a cause very close to Hosanna's heart. Please support us by making donations. Call Athena @ 281-355-0036.

From Lois Heckart: She has "Jeans and Jewels" raffle tickets to benefit for NAM. They are $20 each or 6 for $100. The prize is a trip to Kuai with 2 first class round trip tickets on Continental and accommodations for 6. You can reach Lois at 281.350.9549. Leave a message and she'll will get back to you.

Coming in November...the annual Veterans Day service at Hosanna, November 12 @ 2 PM. We will remember those who served and those who continue to serve.

All Lutheran Men (9th grade and older): You are needed to help vision as we increase our synod's commitment to men's ministry, starting with a visioning time... VISIONING MEN'S MINISTRY - Essential for our church. Did you know that statistics reveal that families and congregations are more likely to thrive when men are actively engaged in their faith? October 17 from 7 to 9 PM Advent Lutheran Church, 5820 Pinemont Dr. Houston

On the home page of the Hosanna Web site: A reminder to check out the "Hosanna Blog"--an open forum--where you can read articles posted by Staff and Council members. There's info on the Pastor's Discretionary Fund, Synod Questions, etc. Please read them and join the discussion.

Jim Meszaros, Hosanna's Thrivent Financial for Lutherans representative, and Valeria Islam, who runs Hosanna's successful ESL classes, will sponsor the coffee hour on Sunday, October 22. They are encouraging everyone to become associate members of Thrivent, for just $10 per year. You will get educational benefits and Thrivent will help with outreach and improvement projects. Please stop by and visit Jim and Val. Then come to the Luther study.

Those are the highlights. Be sure to read "This Week at Hosanna" and the "Hosanna Blog" for more.

A little humor:

One of the things we did this past Thursday while in Minneapolis was to visit the Prairie Home Companion shop at the Mall of America. Here are some bits and pieces from a book of Lutheran humor (from many different sources):

You Might Be A Lutheran If...

...when you were little you actually thought the Reverend's first name was "Pastor."

...you think you're paying your pastor too much if he gets a new car for the first time in eight years.

...you hear something really funny and smile as loud as you can.

...doughnuts are in the official church budget.

...they have to rope off the last pews in church so the front isn't empty.

...you're watching "Star Wars" in the theater and when they say, "May the force be with you," the theater replies, "and also with you."

...you tap a church visitor on the shoulder and say, "excuse me, but you're in my seat."

...you doodle on the back of communion cards (does anyone still use those things?).

...you can say the meal prayer all in one breath.

...Bach is your favorite composer just because he was Lutheran, too.

...you hesitate to clap for the church choir or special music because "it just wasn't done that way in the old days."

...your church library has three Jell-O cookbooks.

...you laugh out loud while reading this list, and relive your childhood at the same time.

...you can actually come up with responses to this.

... you pronounce the word Lutheran "Lutern."

...requests you hear are preceeded or followed by the phrase, "If it's not too much trouble then..."

...you know all the words to the first verse of "Silent Night" in German but can't speak a word of it.

God bless your coming week,
Dale Bargmann, Hosanna Parish Communications

Friday, September 22, 2006

Hosanna Cyberline - September 22, 2006

Greetings again,

First, the links to the most recent newsletters and other information sources so you can stay in touch with what's going on at Hosanna:

"This Week at Hosanna" for Sunday, September 24: http://www.welcometohosanna.com/weekly_news.pdf

NEW... October edition of Hotline, to be mailed to homes on Monday, September 25: http://www.welcometohosanna.com/monthly_news.pdf

It's not too early to submit articles for the November issue. Please email editorials and announcements to: Dale Bargmann.

Also new... October Assisting Minister schedule: http://www.welcometohosanna.com/layministry.pdf

Now for the updates:

I hope you've had a good week. I certainly have. Pastor Tart and I conducted the second in an ongoing series of Ministry and Technology Conferences on Thursday, September 14. A total of twelve attended the conference. It was well received, as verified by several favorable emails from some of the attendees. Bob Fox of Kinsmen Lutheran has asked that we repeat the conference for their staff.

The Hosanna Web site is having an impact. I have been contacted by two other Lutheran churches for assistance in redesigning their web sites, based on the Hosanna site. I'll give everyone more information once I have completed the design and publishing of the sites.

This Sunday is Mentoring Sunday, an emphasis on children assuming roles in worship.

Another reminder of the Annual Hosanna-Kinsmen Golf Classic scheduled for 8 AM, Saturday, October 14 at Bear Creek Golf Course. This is your invitation to play in the Masters and it is open to all men, women and High School-age young adults. Cost is $46 per player, payable by Sunday, October 8. Make checks payable to Men of Hosanna. A box lunch is included. Compete for trophies and longest drives and closest to pin awards. Form your own groups and signup in the Narthex. Contact Bob @ 281-440-5432.

Starting October 1: A month-long emphasis on Martin Luther. We will study his life and teachings. The adult education hour on Sunday mornings will see a PowerPoint presentation on Luther's life, including his posting the 95 Theses, his exile at the Wartburg, his debates with secular and church leaders, his married life with his beloved Katie and their 6 children, his Bible translation, his writings.Justust about everything, including visits to the Wartburg castle and the cities of Wittenberg, Eisleben, Worms, Erfurt, Eisenach, etc. Why did the 16th century church need reform? Does today's church need reform?

Coming in November... the annual Veterans Day service at Hosanna, November 12 @ 2 PM. We will remember those who served and those who continue to serve.

Per a request from the church council I will no longer post these weekly Cyberlines to Cyberline the Blog. In fact that blog has been renamed "Hosanna Blog" (yellow button on the home page). You will see a second silver button beneath it labeled "Weekly Cyberline." This is where anyone can go to read these messages. I was asked recently why these email messages were posted on the web site. The answer: I simply want to make sure that everyone, not just email recipients, has access to these updates and last-minute pieces of information. Remember that our web site has three audiences: congregation members, visitors (aka "seekers") and the world-wide community. We want to be as open as possible.

The "Hosanna Blog" will now be used by staff and church council to discuss important issues--an open forum, if you will. Anyone can comment on anything posted there. Right now there are articles by Pastor Tart, Amber Walker, Jeff Hartmann and others. Please read them and join the discussion.

Jim Meszaros, Hosanna's Thrivent Financial for Lutherans representative, and Valeria Islam, who runs Hosanna's ESL class, will sponsor the coffee hour on Sunday, October 22. They are encouraging everyone to become associate members of Thrivent, for just $10 per year. You will get educational benefits and Thrivent will help with outreach and improvement projects. Please stop by and visit Jim and Val. Then come to the Luther study.

Be sure and check out the Family Life Update posted in "This Week at Hosanna" and "Hotline." Note especially the Pumpkin Patch and the CREW garage sale coming in October. I remember one group of high school-age kids stopping by last year close to Holloween. They told me we were the only place they could find pumpkins at that late date.

A little humor:

"Some Mixed Sayings" - from Faye Mitchell

I dialed a number and got the following recording: "I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep. If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes."

At pilot training back in the Air Corps they taught us, "Always try to keep the number of landings you make equal to the number of take offs you make."

My wife and I had words, but I didn't get to use mine.

As my five-year-old son and I were headed to McDonald's one day, we passed a car accident.

Usually when we see something terrible like that, we say a prayer for those who might be hurt, so I pointed and said to my son, "We should pray."

From the back seat I heard his earnest request: "Please, God, don't let those cars block the entrance to McDonald's."

God bless your week,
Dale Bargmann, Hosanna Communications

Thursday, September 21, 2006

Hosanna Cyberline - September 15.2006

Good afternoon/evening, Here are the links to the most recent newsletters information sources so you can stay in touch with what's going on at Hosanna:

"This Week at Hosanna" for September 17: http://www.welcometohosanna.com/weekly_news.pdf

September Hotline: http://www.welcometohosanna.com/monthly_news.pdf The deadline for submissions for the October issue is Today, September 15. Please email editorials and announcements to: Dale Bargmann. September

Assisting Minister schedule: http://www.welcometohosanna.com/layministry.pdf

This Sunday, after 11 AM worship... Church Council meeting. The agenda is posted on the calendar on our website. Here is the link: http://mychurchevents.com/calendar/calendar.aspx?cei=193015944&event_date=9/17/2006&ci=G1H2F0I3G1F0N8N8H2&igd=

This coming Sunday, September 17, IHN Week at Hosanna begins. Help is still needed with driving and other duties. Check the back of the green "Welcome" inserts in This Week at Hosanna. Hosanna

Yard clean up is Saturday, September 23 from 8 AM to 12 PM.

Coming September 24... Mentoring Sunday, an emphasis on children assuming roles in worship.

Another reminder of the Annual Hosanna-Kinsmen Golf Classic scheduled for 8 AM, Saturday, October 14 at Bear Creek Golf Course. This is your invitation to play in the Master’s and it is open to all men, women and High School-age young adults. Cost is $46 per player, payable by Sunday, October 8. Make checks payable to “Men of Hosanna.” A box lunch is included. Compete for trophies and longest drives and closest to pin awards. Form your own groups and signup in the Narthex. Contact Bob @ 281-440-5432.

Seniors' Group (50 and over) heads to Danevang this coming Tuesday, September 19. There's still time to sign up. Learn more about the Danish culture in the Danish capital of Texas. Tour the Lutheran church, the meeting house, cemetery, museum and pioneer house. There will be story tellers, a sing-along, a Danish dinner and, of course, plenty of coffee. Cost: $20 per person. Contact Dorothy Petersen for info.

Coming in October: A month-long emphasis on Martin Luther. We will study his life and teachings. The adult education hour on Sunday mornings will see a PowerPoint presentation on Luther's life, including his posting the 95 Theses, his exile at the Wartburg, his debates with secular and church leaders, his married life with his beloved Katie and their 6 children, his Bible translation, his writings... just about everything, including visits to the Wartburg castle and the cities of Wittenberg, Eisleben, Worms, Erfurt, Eisenach, etc.

Coming in November... the annual Veterans Day service at Hosanna, November 12 @ 2 PM. We will remember those who served and those who continue to serve.

A little humor: An Ode to Jello (a Lutheran standby) If I could eat Jell-O all day long, I’d be a happy guy. Living on Jell-O can't be wrong, And without it I would cry. I’d like to eat Jell-O throughout the day, Over studying and straining my neck. I’d like to get Jell-O as my pay, Instead of a boring paycheck. Jell-O has many forms-I love them all Especially when topped with cool-whip. It can be made right at home or bought at the mall, And there’s a recipe for jalepeno Jell-O chip dip. I could eat Jell-O throughout the night, I think Jell-O was in Mom’s womb. A world with no Jell-O... there’s a fright. That would bring imminent doom. They say Vitamins are what you need, If you don’t want to die. Since Jell-O has few, I’m in trouble indeed, And I wanted to say good-bye. As I lay here, on my death bed, I am a happy dude. "Why?" you ask-"are you screwed in the head?" Nope, Jell-O is hospital food. Until next week. Dale Bargmann, Hosanna Communications